danny
12-24-2006, 07:55 PM
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season,it would be that all the children join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season,the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 millon dollars to be given to me,tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
You know,if I had 3 wishes I could make this holiday season. The first,of course,would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing,the second would be for the 30 millon dollars,and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
And if I had 4 wishes that I could make this holiday season,the first would be the (censored) about the kids definitely,the second would be for the 30 millon,the third would be for all the power,and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm,to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody. I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me 100% here. I guarantee it.
Wait a minute,maybe the sex thing should be the first wish.So if I made that the first wish,because it could all go boom tomorrow,then what do you got,y'know? No,no,the kids,the kids singing would be great,that would be nice.
But wait a minute,who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean,the logistics of the thing is impossible,more trouble than it's worth! So we reorganize! Here we go.
First the sex thing. We go with that Second the money. No,we go with the power second,then the money. And then the kids.
Oh wait,oh jeez,I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay,I need revenge against all my enemies,they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my 4th wish.
And,of course,my 5th wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.:cool:
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season,the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 millon dollars to be given to me,tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
You know,if I had 3 wishes I could make this holiday season. The first,of course,would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing,the second would be for the 30 millon dollars,and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
And if I had 4 wishes that I could make this holiday season,the first would be the (censored) about the kids definitely,the second would be for the 30 millon,the third would be for all the power,and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm,to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody. I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me 100% here. I guarantee it.
Wait a minute,maybe the sex thing should be the first wish.So if I made that the first wish,because it could all go boom tomorrow,then what do you got,y'know? No,no,the kids,the kids singing would be great,that would be nice.
But wait a minute,who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean,the logistics of the thing is impossible,more trouble than it's worth! So we reorganize! Here we go.
First the sex thing. We go with that Second the money. No,we go with the power second,then the money. And then the kids.
Oh wait,oh jeez,I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay,I need revenge against all my enemies,they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my 4th wish.
And,of course,my 5th wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.:cool: